I'll place the moon within your heart...

(Source: angryblackman, via psychoticgirl)

hisnameisbilbo:

HEADS UP:

Doug Jones (ex contortionist, now actor) is on the castlist for the film ‘Crimson Peak' out in 2015 (with Tom Hiddleston, Jim Beaver in it etc.), and his part on IMDb currently has no name..guys, that can only mean one thing-

KICK ASS CREEPY CREATURE TIME.

I mean, this guy is the Johnny Depp of mythical creatures, he’s been in everything and is rarely appreciated

(via fahrlight)

stormingtheivory:

melissadoom:

fearless-feminism:

Feminist Dragons

Inspired by X

stormingtheivory

Yeeeees it’s happening!

I love how the Internet can take a weird idea, proclaim that it’s unassailably true, and then rapidly actualize that truth.

(via brbshittoavenge)

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

(Source: thinkgeek.com, via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

"Thirty-two hours of higher quality work is better than 40 hours of lower quality work"

The story of a company that has a four-day work week, pays its workers a full salary and is super successful. (via think-progress)

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(Source: thedaymarecollection, via apfel-birne)

A Japanese dwarf flying squirrel with her babies

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via hatersmakemeefamous)

thinksquad:

Oklahoma cities and towns are banned from raising the local minimum wage under a new state law.

Gov. Mary Fallin signed the measure Monday. The new law also bars localities from requiring that employees receive a certain number of sick or vacation days, either paid or unpaid.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/15/news/economy/oklahoma-minimum-wage-ban/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

thinksquad:

Oklahoma cities and towns are banned from raising the local minimum wage under a new state law.

Gov. Mary Fallin signed the measure Monday. The new law also bars localities from requiring that employees receive a certain number of sick or vacation days, either paid or unpaid.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/15/news/economy/oklahoma-minimum-wage-ban/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for their new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 [HQ]

image

(via brbshittoavenge)

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

(via laughterkey)

ashleyfrostart:

“North Melbourne Study 20”
Oil on board
18x18cm 
University of Wollongong collection 2013
www.ashleyfrost.com.au

ashleyfrostart:

North Melbourne Study 20

Oil on board

18x18cm 

University of Wollongong collection 2013

www.ashleyfrost.com.au

(via fruitsgarden)

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

(via laughterkey)

heyepiphora:

My friends at SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang dildo under a shelf in their warehouse, so I’m giving it away — plus a Leaf vibe of your choice! Enter to win RIGHT HERE (US/Canada only). Reblogging is one entry method!

heyepiphora:

My friends at SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang dildo under a shelf in their warehouse, so I’m giving it away — plus a Leaf vibe of your choice! Enter to win RIGHT HERE (US/Canada only). Reblogging is one entry method!

"This, Madame, is Versailles"

(Source: tooyoungtoreign, via pastelmorgue)

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